Sometimes I want a game that's easy to learn but hard to master, that isn't dumb but doesn't make me think, challenging but not stressful, varied and replayable but easy to jump into, fast-paced but equally playable on touch and keyboard, not constraining but not a sandbox, pretty but not resource heavy, short but having me come back for more, oh and can we make it multiplayer but with a pause button?

Is it really that much to ask.