Bird poop on one's face is the price of immortality.
@jonn I'm not willing to pay it.
@Tim_Eagon it's actually an interesting sub-plot for a horror-themed adventure. A wizard offers nobles immortality, turns them into sentient monuments.
@jonn Ooh, that does sound cool.
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@jonn I'm not willing to pay it.