Jons Mostovojs @jonn@social.doma.dev

The Debian Publicity Team will no longer post on X/Twitter. We took this decision since we feel X doesn't reflect Debian shared values as stated in our social contract, code of conduct and diversity statement. X evolved into a place where people we care about don't feel safe. You are very much invited to follow us on https://bits.debian.org , on https://micronews.debian.org/ , or any media as listed on https://wiki.debian.org/Teams/Publicity/otherSN #debian

Since Debian Linux has recently left X, you can follow it on Mastodon:

@debian

#debian #linux #distro #debianproject

Trick question, can calling execve(2) result in a new thread ID?

2002
🇷🇺 continue to occupy #Moldova
🇪🇺 shrug

2008
🇷🇺 invade + occupy parts of #Georgia
🇪🇺 "#Putin is just posturing, he's a partner"

2014
🇷🇺 invade + occupy parts of #Ukraine
🇪🇺 "Putin is just posturing, he's a partner"

2022
🇷🇺 full-scale invasion of Ukraine + nuclear threats against #Europe
🇪🇺 fear, red-lines, drip-drip arms production, no strategic objective

2025:
🇺🇸 deal with Putin + threatens to occupy #Greenland and annexe #Canada
🇪🇺 "#Trump is just posturing, he's an ally"

To be continued...

I’m looking for work! I’m experienced and effective in both user experience design, leadership, and management, as well as frontend engineering, leadership, and management.

Very flexible in skills, mostly looking to help solve problems worth solving using software. Most of my experience is in B2B and enterprise, but I’d really love to expand my horizon to consumer products and open ecosystems.

Reach out anytime if you’d like to talk! Even just to pass the time, I am looking for things to do and to make friends at this time as well.

#FediHire #LookingForWork #Jobs #UX

So I started reading Le Roman de Silence, a 13th century French chivalric romance about a girl raised as a boy in a kingdom where women can't inherit. Her name is Silence, and she goes on knightly adventures.

The author begins this tale of adventure with a 3-page rant about the greed of rich people ruining the world, and then literally says (at least in the English translation) "I just had to get this out of my system before telling my tale."

#storytelling #medieval #WomensEpics

“WHO DARES AWAKEN ME FROM MY AEONS-LONG SLUMBER?!”

“Yes, very good, excellent delivery, forgive me for not laughing, but you’re the sixth one today. You girls should have workshopped your jokes together before going into stasis”

“Oh. Ah? How long have we got until the big 10k, and how are my investments doing? And do you still have updog in the future?”

“It’s 2288, forget about year ten thousand we’ve got bigger problems. Your investments tanked in the quantum wars. And nice try but the last corpsicle got me with that one”

“Fuck. What now?”

“Asteroid impact is what
now”

“Cool, and you need programmers to calculate how to divert it.”

“Nope, we did that already.”

“And that worked?”

“Noooooot as such, no. Typo in the value of the gravitational constant.”

“Woopsy, so you need a cadre of 21st century digital girls to brainstorm a last minute plan B?”

“Nope, plan B worked just fine, the folks at the Indonesian moon base worked an incantation to kick the Earth a day forward in time, while the asteroid sailed through the empty spot. Well mostly fine; I can’t get used to the month being four days longer now.”

“Aha! You need us to work out how to get the moon back in orbit?”

“No, we’ll live with that. We need you to fix the timezone data files”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

@jonn I should try one of those one of these days, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?

🍔 Random aside: My coworkers and I triage an average of 50 to 150 customer feedback tickets per day.

Sentiment ranges from "love the product" praise, to borderline verbal abuse. One in particular stuck in my mind. Paraphrased, it went like this.

> "You should quit programming and flip burgers instead."

👨‍🍳 In fact, I was actually quite good at flipping burgers. At 19 years old, I was on track to become an assistant restaurant manager at Hardee's.

🏊‍♂️ But life took a different turn. I pivoted to being a lifeguard and swim instructor. Then eventually meandered into tech as a career.

Alas, what might have been.

#burgers #humor #programming #regret

My daughter is collecting data on people's pineapple on pizza preferences, if you would be so kind as to answer, this will help to move us past this impasse, even if there is some bandwagoning involved

#pizza #pineappleonpizza

Samples from asteroid Bennu contain A, G, C, T & U nucleotide bases, and 14 of 20 amino acids used by life — but while we use only left-handed versions of these molecules, Bennu has a roughly equal L/R mixture, puncturing theories that the bias on Earth came from an initial cosmic seeding.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-00264-3

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

Here we go
https://www.404media.co/declassified-cia-guide-to-sabotaging-fascism-is-suddenly-viral/

General reminder: Do not discuss your ✨ crimes ✨ on Fediverse. Every six seconds, some tech bro announces an extremely effective scraper and indexer for Fediverse and gets trounced for it.

Those are the ones we hear about.

No matter the privacy level you set for a post here, you should assume it's public in some capacity.

Hi!

I'm Adrian, a FullStack #Developer looking for a job either in #Québec (or from it if you allow for remote work), with a permanent and open visa

I have experience building and maintaining web apps and APIs, designing systems, doing #DevOps and a bit of #BigData, #MachineLearning and #IoT

I'm experienced using #Elixir, #Phoenix, #LiveView, #NodeJS, #TypeScript, #Fastify, #Express and #Python ; and on the DevOps side in CI/CD pipelines (either #GithubActions and Gitlab CI/CD), #Docker and a bit of #Kubernetes

I was tasked with a lot of the #innovation happening in my previous company, researching tools, librairies, patterns or general technologies either for our own #DeveloperExperience or for our products

I also wrote a lot of technical and non technical documentation and internal presentations, and even participated in a few meetups. You can read some of my writing on my blog: https://blog.adrianc.eu

You might also have seen me on a few Elixir-related Discord servers, or even Bluesky (@adrianc.eu) and Twitter ; either sharing tech news, helping people, reading in book clubs or just chatting

I’m open to full-time right now, contracting work can be discussed.

I'm looking for any developer position, not only #ElixirLang, even though it represents most of my experience. And if the technology you're using isn't on my resume, give me a chance! I'm a fast learner and I might anyway have studied it in class :P

DM me for more info, like github link, my resume or anything :)

Boosts, responses and DM welcome, of course!

#MyElixirStatus #FediJobs #FediJob #FediGetHired #OpenToWork